Dear Washing Machine,
Please stop leaking. I just got you a few weeks ago with our new house and you aren't covered in the house warranty. I promise to be very nice, to give you only wonderful detergents and to not stress you out by giving you large work loads. I promise to spray Shout on all stains so that you don't have to work so hard... just please stop the water puddles in my laundry room. How about this-- I'll pretend I didn't see the leak and you stop doing it?
Love,
J-me
YESTERDAY:
No more water leak!
MORAL OF THE STORY:
If you don't want to pay a service man to fix your appliances, write love letters instead.
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hilarious
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