Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Rub a Little Salt on the Open Wound

Me: So today I changed the nastiest diaper of my life-- poop all down the leg and everything.  Kid hadn't pooped in days.

Em: So a few days ago I went on a private jet with the owner of the fat company I work for and delivered $50,000 to our contest winner in Arizona.

Me: I read a book that talked about a private jet once.



3 comments:

cheyney webb said...

Love it. I would kill to have your life of changing explosive diapers.

Anonymous said...

When I'm rich enough to have a private jet I'll take you on a flight to Arizona.

...It will probably be to watch spring training with Tom Duncan, but we'll go.

Em said...

Sorry about that.