Just me: Rub a Little Salt on the Open Wound

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Rub a Little Salt on the Open Wound

Me: So today I changed the nastiest diaper of my life-- poop all down the leg and everything. Kid hadn't pooped in days.

Em: So a few days ago I went on a private jet with the owner of the fat company I work for and delivered $50,000 to our contest winner in Arizona.

Me: I read a book that talked about a private jet once.

3 comments:

cheyney webb said...: Love it. I would kill to have your life of changing explosive diapers.; January 14, 2009 at 7:14 PM
Unknown said...: When I'm rich enough to have a private jet I'll take you on a flight to Arizona.

...It will probably be to watch spring training with Tom Duncan, but we'll go.; January 21, 2009 at 1:47 AM
Em said...: Sorry about that.; February 8, 2009 at 7:17 PM

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